Fictive Book Giveaway
Aug. 28th, 2026 08:45 amSame rules as others: free in the States, you pay shipping if you’re internationally.
Rogan: We dropped into the sci-fi library briefly because there were a few books we wanted to add to the system... and found a big stack of comics on the cart labeled with our name. Turns out someone had donated the entire series of Transmetropolitan in trade paperback and we are the Person Who Knows Comics, so everyone decided to leave it for us. (Far as I know, there's one guy who knows manga and that's about it.)
We don't much care for Warren Ellis or his work (and this was not for lack of trying, back before we decided that our reading for fun is FOR FUN, plus Elli's reputation nose-dived), but Transmetropolitan is one of those series that are huge for a lot of people and critically acclaimed, so we are relieved to have the whole series just horked up in bulk in one go, sparing us the work. Thanks, mysterious donor!
We added it to the catalog, stickered and shelved it, and made a note on the mailing list so folks would know what we did.
The senior librarian responded with a bemused remark along the lines of, "I have no idea what Transmet is or why it matters, but yay, thanks for taking care of it!"
To which someone else responded, more or less, "yes, that is why we made it LB's problem."
Well, we've achieved our goal of becoming the head person for the comics section, I guess! (Seriously, though, we're glad about this. If we're the only person in that library who knows what Transmetropolitan is, we should be the one who handles comics.)
What a organizational nightmare. We took a CD-ROM of:
—and after deleting all duplicates, superfluous images (background textures, etc.), it is now:
—and is actually fucking organized. (Issue 10 was in a subfolder in Issue 9. No author names were in the file names. You people live like this? YOU PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS!)
All that remains is finishing the Table of Contents, listing what articles we want for later, and zip-and-ship on back.
Articles we want to go over for ourselves:
Gold star to Flash Renamer, that little program that made this WAY easier.

With this hypothesis in mind, all three members of "the family," as Sally used to speak of them, were interrogated, in search of some accident or emotional shock which might have caused a split in consciousness. (213-214)